I Don’t Have Facebook

I saw you at geek meet
I think that you worked for IBM
A big corporation
and Emma is such a common name

When I tried to Google you
I found someone in your management
and 9 million others
and that’s how many mails I sent

I saw you, my ground shook
I needed air and a second look
It all of my faith took
Cause I don’t have Facebook

So I made a poster
where I tried to sketch from memory
And I tried to dramatize
but I’m such a bad imposter

Tried trial and error
I’ve been to every seminar
From Stockholm to Frisco
I’ve checked out every disco

I saw you, my ground shook
I needed air and a second look
It all of my faith took
Cause I don’t have Facebook

Always been a pro at orienteering
Too bad I suck at social engineering